Two years late.

For two years now I've been working at a drug test collection site. My job is to make sure you pee in your cup correctly.

It has been the best and worst job I've ever had. It has been endlessly entertaining and endlessly tedious. It has shown me a cross-section of people I had not before been exposed to.

I have been sharing my stories and experiences from the pee clinic on my personal blog the entire time, but enough people have dropped subtle hints about their entertainment value that I've decided to just start collecting them all in one place. I mean hey, what if someday I want to write a book?

So, welcome. My name is Ricky, and I am the Peemeister.